Sex in tent - a good adventure or a nightmare?

Humans have been having sex outdoors, in forests, meadows, deserts, and plains since we first evolved from neanderthals. And most of us did not wait until to have sex. It may not have been fair to their future spouse, but who can resist a handsome hunter coming back from their successful hunt or a medicine woman with big thighs? It was just the most natural place to have sex since we didn't have buildings. We barely even had houses for much of human evolution. So you could say that the very first marriage beds were grasses, leaves, and moss. Outside and in caves are where we had sex until we developed tents. But that was a long time ago. Human beings are now out of practice when it comes to outdoor sex and sex in tents. So here is what you should know about tent sex and how to make it better.

The ups and downs of sex in a tent

Getting away from your job and heading out into the wilderness is stimulating for people who value nature more than they value living in the city. Most people feel better when walking natural area, even if that area is just a big park. Unfortunately for all of us nature lovers, there are not enough jobs and homes around forests, beaches, and deserts. So we must remain in our cities and travel to these beautiful and untouched places from time to time. But that just means we get to indulge in some great camping sex while we are lying under the stars.

Having sex in a tent while camping is one of the most popular sexual fantasies, and it is very easy to fulfill this fantasy. It is no wonder why people love camping sex so much. The air is fresher, they wake up with the sunrise and sleep right after sunset, and people move their bodies more throughout the day. They feel more in tune with nature and have a healthier mood. When the mood strikes, it strikes hard. But if you and your partner are not careful, camping sex can quickly become difficult and unsatisfying.

Here are something you should never do while having sex in a tent:

• Don't have sex after swimming in a lake. If you do, you need to shower first.
• Don't have sex at noon because that is when the Sun is directly above the tent. The heat from the Sun will warm up the tent, and you will be uncomfortable sweaty.
• Don't have sex directly on the sleeping bag. Have sex over a towel so you don't end up with a wet spot in your sleeping bag.
• Do not place your tent near other people. Remember, there are no walls, or around you to muffle the sounds of your love-making.
• Don't wear your shoes inside the tent because it will bring leave crumbs and dirt into the tent, and you'll have to clean it out before you have sex.
• Don't forget to bring plenty of lube and condoms. Even if you are single and come alone, you can still meet somebody while camping.

If you and your partner have sex in a tent, you need to learn how to do it the right way. If you think that camping sex is the same as sex at home or in a hotel, you will have a lot of back pain in the morning. Use the tips below to improve your wild, outdoor, camping sex.

How to make tent sex better

Extra pillows - if you were camping in an area that allows you to have your tent close to your car, then take extra pillows with you. You can place the extra pillows underneath your partner, who is lying down on the cold tent floor. Place a pillow around their pelvis and under their back and shoulders. When the person on the top is thrusting, it will be much more comfortable for the partner on the bottom. Pillows are especially helpful if you two engage in the missionary position or some variation of it often.

Don't rely on the missionary position - if you don't take pillows or extra blankets with you, it's time to ditch missionary and get creative. Some people don't like sex that is not on a bed or a couch because they are on the bottom and they feel uncomfortable. If you're one of these people, feel free to please your partner in a different position, orally or with your hands. Or consider having sex while you both are lying on your sides.

Don't keep food in the tent - When you are camping in the wilderness or an official campground, you should never, ever keep food in your tent. No food in tents is one of the most fundamental rules of camping. All food should be stored in the cooler outside near the other cooking tools or in a vehicle. When you're about to have sex with your partner, the last thing you want is a pile of ants up your ass. But what about a ziplock bag? Nope! Animals have a great sense of smell, and they will smell your chips or your weed brownies. You could put your food in 5 ziplock bags, and insects and animals will still find it. Plus, crumbs are hard to remove from your sleeping bag, and no one wants to feel the scratchiness of crumbs when they fall asleep at night.

Space out your sexual encounters - many people have wonderful wild fantasies about having sex in a tent and the woods. But what they don't realize is that camping takes a lot of physical effort. Whenever I go camping, I move much more, and I will eat much more. But I don't gain weight because of all the moving. So don't count on having sex every day or having that strenuous wild sex that requires your core and thigh muscles. Sometimes you'll just want to pleasure each other with your hands and then roll over and go to sleep.

Prepare to muffle your sounds of pleasure - When having sex, people make loud noises to show how much pleasure they are experiencing. As they say, the louder, the better. But when you are camping, certain circumstances might not be so accommodating to pleasure-based yells and moans. While you are out camping, and a soft item with you, like a sock. You will place the item into your mouth and moan into it to muffle your moans. You won't have to do this if you two are all alone together. But if you're at a campsite, then find ways to have sex as quietly as possible.

Fun sexual activities for your next camping trip

Camping sex is always fun, and with these tips and tricks, you'll be able to take your outdoor sexual adventures to the next level! But you can spice it up even more with a few toys and a costume or two. All you need is a little bit of imagination and a whole lot of lube. Here are some fun ideas that you and your partner can do while camping.

• Charge up your vibrators and other battery-operated toys! Camping takes a lot of energy out of you, but that doesn't mean you don't want to have sex. It just means the body may not have the energy you need to thrust, ride your lover while you are on top, or even make lubrication. The lack of energy is where sex toys can help out greatly. We suggest that you take battery-operated devices so you can change the batteries out when they die. If you're taking toys that are charged by electricity from the outlet, it may be embarrassing to charge your toys at the camp store or around the toilets and showers of the campgrounds.

• While you're camping, forget that you brought your husband or boyfriend and reimagine them as the sexy lumberjack coming in from a long day at work! Take a beanie, red plaid sweater, and a big heavy ax so your partner can look the part. Perhaps he can even chop up some wood for you while he is in the costume. There's nothing like adding a little bit of reality to the fantasy! Take a dress that you don't really like but looks cute. Do not wear your panties!!

• If you're camping away from the official campground and you two are all by yourself, then an hour or so completely naked. However, do not get naked outside of your tent if there are tons of bugs flying everywhere. Rubbing and massaging each other may be sexy, but there's nothing sexy about rubbing chamomile lotion all over each other in order to soothe the burning and itching.

• Have sex in a cave. It's time that we human beings return to our caveman roots! You're out in the wilderness all alone with just your partner, a few tools, and some food. You and your loved one are completely at the mercy of nature, just like humans have been for hundreds of thousands of years. The closest thing cavemen had to a home was a cave. It protected them from the elements, shielded them from attacks, and trapped the heat from the fire, and made the surrounding area warm. And it goes without saying that every single one of us humans has an ancestor that was conceived in a cave. So you could say it's tradition for humans to have sex in a cave.

• We know a scenario that is absolutely fun if you and your partner like to roleplay. When you're out camping, you can pretend to have sex with a wild stranger. Picture a porn where the plumber comes to fix the hot girl's pipes, but she can't pay, so he gets to bang her on the kitchen table. It's like that! Before you leave on your camping trip, you and your partner must decide who is going to be the sexy stranger. Once you two decide, that person must pack an outfit that a person living in the wilderness would wear. The outfit cannot be a suit and tie or a dress. Picture someone who has been living in the wilderness for decades. What would they wear, and how would they act? They would be wild and untamed, and their clothes would not be pristine. Before you start the roleplay, the person who plays the sexy stranger must leave for a while, and the other person can set up their area. The person who is remaining in camp must act as if they are camping alone. While reading this, did you picture Tarzan and Jane in the jungle? If you did, you know exactly what to do. The stranger must be silent, sexy, and have very little clothes on. They must just walk up to their partner and start kissing them. No talking, just bodies and sweat. Sounds like a great time to me!

Note:

If you and your partner have a habit of bringing food into the bedroom, leave the snacks and whipped cream for when you return home. As we said above, you should never ever take food into your tent because the animals will be able to smell it. Food also attracts bugs and ants. But, if you play with food during sex, there is no way to completely remove all of the sugar and crumbs from your body and your sleeping bag. So you and your partner will be sticky after the next time one of you can set up the shower.

Conclusion

Hopefully, all of these different tips and tricks will help improve your outdoor camping sex experience. Just remember that the tent is on cold hard ground. Don't use any position that places most of the movement on your back and hips. Or you could always buy a camping mattress pad to place underneath your sleeping bags. Overall, just be sure to have fun and protect your back if you're 30 and older. You don't want to have vigorous sex with your partner and then not be able to move the rest of the day because of back pain. Don't forget to lay on a towel before you do the deed!